Chapter 118: My Annoying Love Rival, Do You Even Understand My Messed-Up Feelings Right Now?
Stop dreaming. Face the truth. Xiao Bai is a boy.
So this is a friendship that will never turn into love. But still... he's just too amazing!
These days, some girls are already so exhausting that many normal guys don’t even feel like chasing them anymore. If not for selfish instincts and physical needs, living alone might actually be super enjoyable forever.
But Lin Yibai?
After the group walked out of the hotpot restaurant, Yang Chenjun stared at Lin Yibai walking in front of them. He suddenly zoned out.
Just look at Lin Yibai’s slim back, tiny waist, and... that perfectly shaped butt?
‘Oh no… I think something’s wrong with my thoughts. What do I do now?’ Yang Chenjun started to panic inside, trying hard to hide his feelings.
Even worse, he was scared that the other guys might notice... Wait, the other guys...
He glanced at the second brother and third brother. Yup, both of them also had the same guilty, panicked look.
Great. Everyone was sneaking peeks at Lin Yibai.
And all of them were freaking out because... their pure friendship was about to change?
They looked at each other, then awkwardly looked away, pretending nothing happened.
College campuses are always big, and there are always quiet little paths where almost no one walks. There wasn’t even a bathroom nearby, and Lin Yibai was already feeling the need to pee.
He had no idea what kind of weird thoughts were going on in his buddies’ heads. Instead, he casually said, “Hey brothers, anyone wanna go pee together?”
Yang Chenjun, trying to hide his nervous thoughts, quickly said, “Here? On the side of the road?”
Lin Yibai rolled his eyes, “Duh, there's a bunch of trees over there, can’t you see?”
Lin Yibai still thought of himself as a guy. Still thought going to pee in the tree was no big deal.
In the past, this would’ve been totally normal for the others too.
But now?
While they were still hesitating, Lin Yibai even squinted and smiled, “Let’s see who can pee the farthest, okay?”
In their heads, they instantly pictured a group of guys standing in a line, trying to pee the farthest... And all of a sudden, Yang Chenjun and the others looked horrified.
Never mind that guys lose that “spray power” as they get older. How are they supposed to compete with Lin Yibai?!
Just imagining Lin Yibai standing there, pulling it out, made them feel like monsters, like they were tricking an innocent girl into doing something dirty.
And worst of all?
This wasn’t just about who could pee farther. They were seriously afraid that Lin Yibai would actually take something out...
And what if... Lin Yibai, who looks that pretty... is even bigger than them?
Yang Chenjun instantly said, “Nope. I refuse.”
Second Brother added, “No water left. Sorry, I’m going back to the dorm right now.”
Third Brother: “Wait for me!”
Lin Yibai: “Hey~!”
Sigh... The brotherhood is fading…
But still, Lin Yibai squeezed his legs together and decided he better hurry up and find a place to pee.
He kept walking toward the tree area. The path got narrower and narrower. The light also started to fade.
Actually, the little area was only about a hundred meters away from the main road of the school. Just as Lin Yibai was starting to feel pressure in his lower belly, he noticed a long shadow on the ground, and frowned slightly.
“Hmm? That person... who is that?”
Lin Yibai quietly glanced behind him, and saw someone who looked kind of familiar, slowly following behind.
When Lin Yibai walked faster, that person also sped up. It was… that annoying guy again? The simp guy?
Lin Yibai’s expression turned a bit strange. “Wait, is this what people call stalking? Hahaha!”
That’s right! He actually laughed. After all, he wasn’t a real girl…
Well, not exactly a typical guy either. So how could Lin Yibai possibly be afraid?
Or maybe… Shouldn’t that guy be the one who’s scared?
If it came to fighting, Lin Yibai wasn’t afraid at all. If the guy tried anything dirty? Does he really want to see who’s bigger?
Lin Yibai couldn’t help but chuckle and mutter, “If I scare him so badly he gets mental trauma, I’m not taking responsibility~”
Still, it was smart to be prepared. He wasn’t dumb enough to deal with a bad guy alone. The best move right now?
Call his buddies and set up a surprise attack from both front and back!
So, he quickly typed out a message:
【Hurry up and come to the small woods near school. Some creep is following me.】
Click. Send. Beep beep~
【Message delivered.】
Lin Yibai didn’t look too closely at who the message was sent to. He usually had two accounts.
One for his male identity. One for his female identity.
He was used to switching between them quickly.
But since he was paying too much attention to the guy behind him, he didn’t realize he’d sent the message to Xia Zhilian instead.
Why not Xia Changyu, who was supposed to get it? Sorry, he’d already been blocked!
But that didn’t stop Xia Changyu from hearing about it from his mom and immediately sprinting across campus like crazy.
He was about one kilometer away from the area. Normally, it would take around four minutes to run there. But Xia Changyu couldn’t wait even a second longer. If he could, he would have flown straight to the girl he loved.
Clenching his teeth, he shouted, “Lin Baiyi, wait for me!”
Then he gathered all his strength and ran as fast as he could. Will he get to see the girl he’s been dreaming of?
Probably… not?
Because right now, Lin Yibai was not in his female form.
But… maybe, he’ll get to meet the “guy version” instead?
It was just a few minutes. In Lin Yibai’s mind, nothing bad could possibly happen in just a few minutes, he wouldn’t even have time to take off his pants!
But… he really was blocked at the entrance to the woods.
“You arrogant woman! You think you’re tough, huh?” The guy suddenly shouted, then sneered. “Where’s that cocky attitude from earlier? Go ahead, yell like you did back in the restaurant! Keep shouting like that!”
Lin Yibai gave a cold snort. “Hmph!”
Even though he was being blocked at the entrance, he didn’t look scared at all. After all, why should he be afraid?
If I pull it out, you’ll faint from shock. Want to fight? Bring it on.
Just because I look like a girl right now doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten how to throw hands. Turning into a girl doesn’t erase a guy’s fiery temper so easily.
If I don’t beat the crap out of you today, I, Lin Yibai, will...
Wait, no, nevermind. Anyway, I need to deal with this quickly.
I don’t know if I can make him crap himself, but I’m seriously about to pee my pants here!
Of course, he still tried to keep things cool. “You don’t look like someone from our school.”
The guy sneered. “So what if I’m not?”
Lin Yibai smiled calmly and said, “If you really were a student here, you’d know there are cameras everywhere. You wouldn’t pick this spot to do something stupid.”
Total nonsense.
The truth was, this area used to have cameras. But after some students got caught doing… inappropriate stuff on video, people complained and the school took the cameras down.
Later, a rumor spread that someone was secretly filming others, and this old romantic spot turned into a creepy place no one wanted to go.
Still, that didn’t stop Lin Yibai from bluffing hard. A few casual lines, and a few minutes passed.
The guy looked unsure for a moment. He tried to push back. “Don’t talk nonsense. I’m not falling for your lies.”
Lin Yibai: “Believe it or not. I don’t care.”
Damn it, I really can’t hold it anymore.
Then, just as the guy hesitated, Lin Yibai suddenly sprang into action. With a high kick, right to the guy’s stomach.
“Ugh!” The guy staggered backward.
Before he could react, Lin Yibai followed up with a punch to the chin.
That did it. The guy snapped and got furious. He was about to lose it—
But just then, Lin Yibai suddenly looked past him, as if someone was coming from behind. He even quickly pulled out a face mask and put it on.
Footsteps came running, fast.
The next second—
Arrgh!
The guy got smashed hard in the waist.
“Baiyi, are you okay!?”
Xia Changyu rushed over, panicking. From a distance, he had seen someone who looked exactly like Lin Baiyi, the girl he cared about.
But when he got closer… Something seemed off.
That “girl” had even put on a mask.
Lin Yibai: “Baiyi? Who’s that supposed to be?”
Xia Changyu finally realized it. This person who looked like Lin Baiyi, who even acted like Lin Baiyi, was not actually her?
But… how could they look so much alike?
If the person in front of him hadn’t suddenly put on a mask, he would’ve been 100% sure it was his Lin Baiyi.
But unfortunately… standing in front of him now was definitely a guy.
The guy saw the two of them and instantly panicked. Before either of them could react, he ran away clumsily, stumbling as he went.
Lin Yibai: “Hey! Stop right there!”
Xia Changyu: “No need to chase him. Let’s check the cameras later, we’ll catch him for sure.”
Lin Yibai nodded. “You’re right, but...”
Then he squeezed his legs together. Uh-oh. Something was really about to come out.
Xia Changyu was still very anxious and asked, “Hey, have you seen a girl?”
Lin Yibai: “Which girl?”
Xia Changyu: “You know, the one—”
Lin Yibai: “Wait, hold on. I know you’re in a hurry, but I’m in an even bigger hurry. I really need to go to the bathroom.”
Xia Changyu: “Ah, right. When nature calls, I get it.”
Lin Yibai quickly found a big tree and stood behind it. He started unbuckling his pants. He was still polite enough to ask, “Hey, uh… you wanna go too?”
But his voice… sounded a bit frustrated? A little awkward?
Damn it. What the heck is this weird feeling??
Let’s break it down.
First, I’m a totally normal guy. But I can also turn into a girl.
And now… I’ve changed back into a guy. And I suddenly really need to pee.
And standing right behind me, is the guy who has a crush on my girl form.
Now I’m here trying to pee… and he’s right there.
“Oh my god~~”
“Crap, crap, crap!!!”
And of course, Xia Changyu had zero sense of timing. He kept asking anxiously, “So have you seen a girl who’s really beautiful and super cute?”
Lin Yibai gave him a side glance and replied quietly, “I think… maybe I have?”
Xia Changyu immediately asked, “Where!?”
Lin Yibai sighed, “I know you’re in a rush, but please, let me finish my business first, okay?”
Xia Changyu: “You still haven’t gone yet?”
Lin Yibai said, “I was just about to! I almost couldn’t hold it anymore! But then… you showed up behind me, and now I can’t!”
Between the mental and physical pressure, Lin Yibai couldn’t describe the weird feeling he was going through.
Love rival! Do you even understand how I feel right now?