Chapter 59: I Look a Hundred Times Better in Girls’ Clothes Than My Ex-girlfriend. Don’t Believe Me? Just Watch
Right now, Gu Xiaoxue was at the high-speed train station.
And she didn’t seem to be in a good mood.
So… why did she message me about it? I’m not her dad.
Lin Yibai had long since lost all hope in her. If Gu Xiaoxue still had even a little bit of self-respect, she wouldn’t have sent him such a weird message.
Sitting cross-legged on his bed, Lin Yibai muttered.
“Even a good horse doesn’t go back to eat old grass. You dumped me not long ago and immediately ran off to date some rich guy. Now that he dumped you, you suddenly remember me again?”
Sorry, who do you think I am?
That kind of message couldn’t win Lin Yibai back, it only made him feel disgusted.
He felt like a total fool. And not just any fool, the kind that gets used and thrown away whenever someone pleases. It made him sick!
So what now? How should he respond?
He figured he’d play along for a bit and see what she really wanted.
After thinking for a moment, Lin Yibai typed back, “What do you want from me?”
Gu Xiaoxue gave a hint, “Can you come pick me up at the train station?”
Lin Yibai: “???”
Gu Xiaoxue continued, “Yueping and I have a lot of luggage. Can you call a car and help us bring it back to our dorm?”
Oh wow. Lin Yibai almost laughed out loud.
So now he’s supposed to not only call a car for them, but also help carry their bags?
Seriously? How could she ask something like that, like it was totally normal, from her ex-ex-boyfriend?
Based on what Lin Yibai knew about them…
They probably wouldn’t even offer to pay for the ride. They might even complain the car wasn’t nice enough, or that he wasn’t careful with their luggage!
So Lin Yibai flat-out rejected her. “I don’t think I’m the person you should be asking. Why not call your rich boyfriend? Ask him to pick you up in a BMW, wouldn’t that be better?”
Gu Xiaoxue: “Yibai, are you mad at me?”
Lin Yibai: “Mad at you for what?”
Gu Xiaoxue: “Are you angry because I broke up with you and got a new boyfriend right away? But I had my reasons!”
“......”
At this point, Lin Yibai didn’t even feel angry anymore. But he still wanted to say,
“You really know how to say it, huh? You broke up with me and immediately got with someone else, and now you say you had a reason?”
What kind of reason? A reason my butt!
After seeing Gu Xiaoxue’s true self, Lin Yibai no longer fell for her lies. She was just being fake.
Got dumped by Xia Changyu, huh?
And now she’s calling that her “reason”?
Please, don’t embarrass yourself.
Even Lin Yibai felt embarrassed for her. He didn’t want to keep talking to her. It would only make him feel sick.
So he said straight out, “If there’s nothing else, let’s end it here. Oh, and please block and delete me again, thanks. You’re the one who blocked me before. Now you suddenly added me back? That doesn’t make sense.”
Gu Xiaoxue: “Yibai, you’ve changed.”
Lin Yibai: “???”
Gu Xiaoxue: “You didn’t used to be like this. You used to love me so much, always tried to make me happy. Even if I asked for a star from the sky, you’d find a way to bring it to me. But now… why are you acting like this?”
Lin Yibai: “???”
Wow, she really had the nerve to bring that up?
Then go ahead, tell me what I ever did wrong to you!
How did I deserve to be dumped like that?
And now you have the nerve to complain about me?
Ha! Do you really think you still deserve me now?
At first, Lin Yibai was actually in a pretty good mood, but now he was starting to feel annoyed. He replied, “So, are you done talking?”
Gu Xiaoxue: “Huh?”
Lin Yibai: “If you’re done, then let’s just block each other, okay? Come on, let’s both do it.”
Gu Xiaoxue asked again: “Yibai, did you fall in love with another girl?”
“Yeah, yeah, I did.” Lin Yibai thought back to how he looked when he dressed as a girl, then described what he liked, “She’s gentle, pretty, friendly, and understanding. She’s never fake.”
Gu Xiaoxue immediately said, “Impossible!”
Lin Yibai replied, “I really did fall for someone else. Please don’t bother me again, okay? Thank you.”
Gu Xiaoxue: “You’re lying!”
“Believe it or not, I don’t care.”
“Unless you show me this new girlfriend of yours.”
“You’re really annoying to talk to. Since you won’t block me, I’ll block you myself. Happy now?”
Meanwhile, at the train station, Gu Xiaoxue was fuming. “How dare he block me?! How. Dare. He!!! Who does he think he is?!”
Yang Yueping and the others looked nervous.
What was going on? Did he really wake up and realize he didn’t need her anymore?
But Gu Xiaoxue told them to stay calm. She gave a cold snort and said confidently.
“Don’t worry! If I could handle Xia Changyu, you think I can’t deal with that fool Lin Yibai?”
“But doesn’t he already have a new girl?”
“That’s impossible.”
“But he just said—”
“Yueping, don’t worry,” Gu Xiaoxue said with a small smile. Then, full of confidence, she added, “I know Lin Yibai too well. He’s not the type of guy to move on so fast. I mean, I just dumped him, and you think he’d get with someone else right away?”
But... what if, just maybe, he didn’t fall for another girl…
What if another guy fell for him?
Still, Lin Yibai had principles.
He wasn’t like Gu Xiaoxue who dumped someone one day and ran to a rich guy the next.
Gu Xiaoxue believed things turned out like this simply because… He hadn’t been “trained” yet.
She gave a cold laugh and smiled, saying, “Just wait. Let’s go back first. I’m 100% sure I can make him fall for me again. When that happens, all the pain we went through in Binhai, I’ll make him pay you girls back double!”
“Yay! Xiaoxue, you’re the best!”
“Love you, Xiaoxue!”
“So satisfying!”
They all thought they had won.
But what they didn’t know was... Lin Yibai was one of the main people involved in that trip to Binhai. He saw everything with his own eyes, how awful they truly were.
And now they think they can “train” him?
Please. Isn’t that just funny?
Back in the boys’ dorm, Lin Yibai let out a long sigh. His frown made the other guys wonder what was going on.
Yang Chenjun stopped picking his toes and asked, “Hey, Xiao Bai, what’s wrong? You look like you just read something and got constipated. Did your family go bankrupt or something?”
Lin Yibai laughed and swore, “Get lost, man!”
Yang Chenjun picked his nose and asked again, “Then why are you frowning so hard? Are you trying to trick us into caring?”
His bad mood was suddenly lifted by the jokes from his brothers.
They’d lived together in this 30-square-meter dorm for three years. There were no secrets between them.
So Lin Yibai said honestly, “It’s about that Gu Xiaoxue again.”
What?! Gu Xiaoxue again?!
All the guys in the room stood up at once. Now they were the ones frowning, even more than Lin Yibai just was. They were worried their buddy, who finally escaped that mess, might be falling for it again.
To be honest, back when Lin Yibai was dating Gu Xiaoxue, none of the guys had supported it.
After a while, Yang Chenjun asked carefully, “Yibai… what happened?”
“Looks like she wants to get back together.”
“You didn’t agree, did you?”
“Agree?” Lin Yibai paused, then said, “That’s absolutely impossible.”
Good! That’s what we like to hear!
The guys finally relaxed.
But then…
Lin Yibai’s next words made them tense up again.
“With how plain and average Gu Xiaoxue looks, I wouldn’t even glance at her now. Honestly, I look prettier than her when I wear girls’ clothes. What do you guys think?”
NO, PLEASE.
Please don’t ask what we think.
Just keep that thought to yourself.
Something’s not right with you, brother.