Chapter 60: Brother, Why Are You So Obsessed With Cross-dressing?
This is way too crazy.
Xiao Bai, wake up!
Do you even hear yourself?
You just said Gu Xiaoxue is plain-looking?
Brother, you’re not running a fever, are you?
Even though none of them like Gu Xiaoxue, they gotta admit, she is kind of pretty. She was basically the campus beauty, so she’s definitely not average.
Lin Yibai quietly let out a sigh of relief and thought to himself.
‘Finally, I used this Gu Xiaoxue situation as a way to bring up my desire to cross-dress. At least now the guys are a bit more mentally prepared.’
He knew it felt a bit forced, but he really had no choice.
That mysterious female value of his…
It was going up faster and faster.
He didn’t know when, but one day he might suddenly turn into a girl right in front of the guys. When that day came and he couldn’t hide it anymore, at least he’d already have an excuse, right?
Even if it’s a bit weird, it’s better than doing nothing to prepare them.
Also, there’s something else.
Lin Yibai cleared his throat and said slowly, “I feel like Gu Xiaoxue is going to cause me some trouble.”
Yang Chenjun asked, “What kind of trouble?”
Lin Yibai said, “Looks like she got dumped by that rich, handsome guy… Now she wants to get back together with me.”
“Trying to eat her own ‘leftovers’?!?” Yang Chenjun slammed his bunk bed and shouted, “What the heck is wrong with her?! She dumped you for some rich dude, and now that he dumped her, she wants you back?! Who does she think you are, Xiao Bai?!”
“You better not say yes to her!”
“Yeah, but the real question is, what do you think, Xiao Bai?”
The guys were all really concerned about Lin Yibai. As his brothers, they didn’t want to see him get hurt again. And if he still couldn’t let go… they were ready to knock some sense into him!
The only comforting thing?
Lin Yibai didn’t look like he wanted to get back together with Gu Xiaoxue. He’d had enough of her and her friends.
Later, he planned to say that the “girl” version of himself (or when he cross-dressed) was his new girlfriend, just to make those girls really mad.
But right now... He still needed full support from his brothers.
So he brought up the cross-dressing again, “I really think I look prettier than Gu Xiaoxue when I dress like a girl. What do you guys think? Do you believe me?”
Yang Chenjun: “……”
Xiao Bai’s acting really strange. Could it be that his failed love made him lose his mind?
It’s all Gu Xiaoxue’s fault for breaking him like this. One day, when we hold a sword in our hands, we’ll take revenge on all those who break hearts!
Lin Yibai’s plan to cross-dress on purpose…
None of the guys thought it was a good idea.
“But seriously, I swear I look really good in girl’s clothes!” Lin Yibai even raised his hand like he was making an oath. “Come on, would it kill you guys to go along with it just a little?”
Why are they all looking at him like he’s sick?
Who knows... maybe one day…
They’ll beg him to dress like a girl again!
The guys in the dorm were still talking,
“Xiao Bai must’ve gone crazy from heartbreak. That’s the only reason he’d say something so nuts. Don’t listen to him.”
“I knew it. Xiao Bai isn’t that kind of person.”
“He doesn’t even look good in girl’s clothes.”
“He’s just not made for that stuff!”
“I’ll say it straight, if Xiao Bai really turned into a girl, he’d probably never get married.”
“He’s been sharing too many cross-dressing videos lately. I think he’s obsessed now.”
“Come on, those people in the videos actually have something going on. That’s why they can pull it off. What does Xiao Bai have? He doesn’t even have a butt!”
“……”
You jerks!! Do you all think I, Lin Yibai, don’t exist?!
I look amazing in girls’ clothes, believe me! Just believe me!
If I didn’t have to worry about some stuff, I’d turn into a girl right here and now and see if you still dare to say those ridiculous things!
Besides, cross-dressing is a must at this point.
Some of the things Lin Yibai planned earlier were now finally starting to work.
For example—
Yang Chenjun was fully convinced that it was all those cross-dressing videos online that had messed with Lin Yibai’s head and made him confused about himself, which is why he wanted to wear girls’ clothes.
But wasn’t that exactly what Lin Yibai was going for?
No need to explain. He simply went online and started buying girls’ clothes.
Actually, Lin Yibai had wanted to buy them for a long time. He was just too embarrassed to buy them as a guy.
But now, with this whole “cross-dressing” thing as a cover...
He could finally buy normal girls’ clothes, clothes he could wear once he transformed.
So it’s not like he’s obsessed with cross-dressing or anything. It’s just that, once he gets past this whole cross-dressing thing, a lot of things will become much simpler.
When the guys ask, ‘Why are you wearing girls’ clothes?’
Lin Yibai can simply say, ‘Because I cross-dress!’
‘You look just as pretty as a real girl?’
‘Because I cross-dress! Is it so strange that a guy in girls’ clothes can look even prettier than a girl?’
‘Your voice sounds like a girl’s too?’
‘I cross-dress and use a fake girl voice!’
Lin Yibai took a deep breath and said seriously, ‘There are too many benefits, I have to do it!’
Even if it means his friends might start thinking he’s a weirdo...
But let’s look at it another way. If Lin Yibai is a weirdo for cross-dressing...
Then when his brothers start liking how he looks in girls’ clothes, wouldn’t they be weirdos too?
But if everyone’s a weirdo...
Then really, no one is! Hehe!
You could say Lin Yibai’s mindset was starting to shift. He was getting a little stuck between being a guy and being a girl.
He even went all out for the act.
He didn’t just buy normal girls’ clothes. He also bought eyeshadow palettes, lipstick, and even perfume!
Wait, no! More like a car air freshener?!
His roommates couldn’t take it anymore. Yang Chenjun looked like he was about to cry and said, “Xiao Bai… Xiao Bai, please! If this is about getting revenge, maybe we should just forget it. Be kind to yourself, man!”
Lin Yibai: “What do you mean?”
Yang Chenjun swallowed nervously and pointed at the pile of packages.
“Most guys who cross-dress wear Lolita, JK school uniforms, ancient Chinese outfits, cheongsams, or cosplay costumes… But you bought regular clothes girls wear every day?!”
Lin Yibai replied, “That’s because they’re being shallow. If you’re going to cross-dress, then wear what girls actually wear. If you can’t even pull off normal girls’ clothes, then what’s the point of cross-dressing?”
Yang Chenjun asked, “So you're saying you can pull it off?”
Lin Yibai smiled confidently and said, “Doesn’t matter if I can or can’t. You’ll see soon enough.”
“Xiao Bai, buddy~~”
“I’m not dead, why are you crying?!”
“Can we not do the cross-dressing thing? I still like the old you better.”
“Enough talking. Everything I do is for one goal, to crush Gu Xiaoxue!”
“So you became like this all because of Gu Xiaoxue? Unforgivable! That awful woman has done so much damage!”
"That's right." Lin Yibai nodded and gave another made-up excuse to justify cross-dressing, “I’m doing this to take revenge on Gu Xiaoxue! I’ll look even prettier than her, I want to see her freak out when she realizes it!”
And the truth was—
In the end, he didn’t plan to just be a guy wearing girls’ clothes out in public.
The real goal was to fully transform into a girl and be seen that way. So is it wrong to say his female form would be more beautiful than Gu Xiaoxue?
But in the eyes of his best brothers, especially Yang Chenjun, it just looked like, ‘Our brother has lost his mind trying to take revenge on his ex.’
He might have gone a little too deep into it…