Chapter 105: Still Teasing? Feels Good? Are You Enjoying This?
Xia Changyu had almost calmed down.
But could she please stop bringing up those famous “teachers”? What guy could stay calm hearing that?
At the same time, a big question popped into his mind. How does Lin Yibai know so many of those “teachers”?
Could it be… She studies them too?
Turns out, she’s a good girl who loves to “study.” Xia Changyu was already eager to have a deep conversation with her about the “knowledge” those teachers share, maybe even “practice” together and compare results.
But the real problem hadn’t gone away. That feeling down there just couldn’t be forced down anymore.
And to make things worse, someone was clearly trying to make it worse on purpose.
As a former boy, Lin Yibai still had the mindset where guys would tease each other about this kind of thing.
She took a sneaky glance at Xia Changyu’s pants. Things seemed to have calmed down a bit...
Then she smirked and said with a playful look. “It’s okay~ Even if it’s small, it’s still cute.”
Small? And then she says it’s cute??
Xia Changyu was instantly overwhelmed with shame.
Lin Yibai had made a big mistake. She was still thinking like a guy teasing another guy, like in the dorms.
Sure, guys joke around and say stuff like, “Wow, yours is tiny, so cute,” but you definitely don’t say that when you’re alone in a room with the opposite sex!
And besides, she was now a pretty girl, and she was provoking a guy at the peak of his hormones. Was this really just a joke?
No, this was pure, blatant teasing.
Xia Changyu’s voice dropped low and serious as he said, “You’ve never seen it… so how do you know it’s small? What if it’s actually big… and kind of scary?”
Lin Yibai: “???”
What the heck was that supposed to mean!?
She suddenly stiffened, realizing she’s not a boy anymore. She’s a girl now. A very, very pretty one.
Let’s be honest. If she were teased like that by another girl, she’d probably want to “fight back” too and show who’s boss.
Realizing this, she quickly dropped the teasing act. Even though she used to be a guy, she knew when to stop joking. No need to play with fire.
She turned around and said softly, “You ordered so many meat dishes. It would’ve been a waste not to order some beer, so I went ahead and got a jug. I’ll wait for you outside, okay?”
Jokes have to stop at the right time.
Of course, she wasn’t actually calm on the inside.
Lin Yibai brought over two large beer mugs, the kind that can hold a full 500ml bottle. Who drinks beer in little sissy cups?
Real beer lovers use big mugs, got it?
‘Fizz~’
She took a small sip, then let out a satisfied “woo-hoo” sound.
The cold beer, fresh from the fridge, cooled her down and helped wash away the weirdness from just now.
It even helped shake off the image stuck in her head… That moment about Xia Changyu’s... “size change magic.”
But seriously… How big was it?
Lin Yibai shook her head, trying to clear those thoughts.
Why was she even thinking about that? Was she going crazy?
Just earlier, it was Xia Changyu who couldn’t stop thinking about it. Now she was the one overthinking it.
Xia Changyu looked over and saw her spacing out.
He asked, confused, “Lin Yibai, what are you doing?”
“Ahhh!!!” Lin Yibai jumped in shock, nearly leaping out of her seat.
She shouted, “Y-You! Don’t scare people like that! You almost gave me a heart attack!”
Lin Yibai’s face was turning a little red. What on earth was going on?
Xia Changyu was deep in thought, trying to figure it out.
But Lin Yibai quickly handed him another large beer mug, cutting off his thoughts. She said, “What are you thinking! Don’t just stand there, come drink!”
Xia Changyu quickly replied, “Oh, oh, okay! But what were you thinking about just now?”
Lin Yibai answered, “I wasn’t thinking anything weird!”
She definitely couldn’t tell him she was thinking about his... you-know-what!
So she rushed him. “Hurry up! Drink, drink! Are you even a man? Why are you drinking so slowly?”
If it’s about drinking, Xia Changyu was ready!
From what he knew, when drinking with girls, there were some “unspoken rules.” Like guys have to drink 3 or 4 times as much? Or sometimes even one glass more for every bottle a girl drinks?
So with Lin Yibai, how many to one would he need to drink?
She took a big gulp. Xia Changyu followed and drank half his mug in one go.
Lin Yibai raised her eyebrow, impressed. “You’re actually pretty good at drinking!”
Xia Changyu replied, “My alcohol tolerance is just so-so.”
Lin Yibai asked, “Then why are you drinking so fast?”
He paused for a second, then said, “I know the drinking rules. If the girl drinks one cup, the guy should drink at least two.”
“Who made up that stupid rule?”
“Isn’t that what girls usually expect when drinking with guys?” Xia Changyu said.
“Bullsh*t.”
“Huh?”
“There are no such rules with me.” Lin Yibai took a deep breath. “Don’t lump me together with those fake, dramatic girls. If you already know we’re out having fun and drinks are part of it, then why act like you need someone else to drink five cups just for you to take a tiny sip? What’s the point?”
If you can’t drink, then just say you don’t drink, not even one drop. Then no guy will pressure you.
But in reality, a lot of girls pretend they can’t drink, or say stuff like “I’m not allowed to drink when I’m out,” and then pull the whole 1:2 rule on guys.
Can’t drink normally, but somehow can drink under this 1:2 “rule”?
What do you take guys for? A bunch of clowns like Tom from Tom and Jerry with a donkey head?
And there are actually guys who fall for it.
Lin Yibai had even seen a 1:5 situation before.
The girl was still totally fine after a bottle, but the guy, trying to show off, had already had 5 or 6 and was making a fool of himself.
All he got out of it was some fake glory in front of the girl, and a room full of people laughing at him.
At that moment, Xia Changyu realized his mistake. He shouldn't have compared Lin Yibai to other girls.
He gave an awkward smile and said, “You’re right. 1-to-whatever sounds perfect.”
Lin Yibai smiled too and added, “Exactly! If you can drink, drink. If you can’t, go sit at the ‘puppy table.’”
“Hahaha!”
“What? You think that’s funny?”
“No,” Xia Changyu shook his head, then let out a soft sigh. “I just really feel at ease when I’m with you. It’s a nice feeling.”
A nice feeling?
That meant, it was the right feeling!
Because it didn’t feel like drinking with a girl. It felt like hanging out with a guy friend.
So of course he felt relaxed!
And me, Lin Yibai, I used to be a guy who turned into a girl. No wonder you feel extra relaxed around me!
So... does it feel good?
Do you like it?