Chapter 275: Is Your Teaching Style Just Quitting Halfway Through Class?
You’re really such a useless guy!
We just started getting into it, and now you’re saying class is over?
Come on, that’s definitely a teaching failure.
Lin Yibai frowned slightly and said quietly, “If I remember right, in elementary school a class is at least 40 minutes long, and in high school it’s 50 minutes.”
Xia Changyu looked nervous. “Wait, what!?”
Lin Yibai let out a cold “hmph” to show her displeasure and added, “But you—you only taught for less than 20 minutes and you already want to call it quits? Isn’t that a bit too… lazy?”
Now, Lin Yibai was clearly twisting things a bit.
She knew the total class time was indeed under 20 minutes, and she also knew Xia Changyu had already come out twice during that short time.
But only Xia Changyu knew the real truth. It wasn’t just two times in 20 minutes.
It was three. Actually, his 'stuff' came out at the beginning, but because his 'little brother' was still strong, he kept going, so it only looked like one time, but it was actually two.
Even for a guy like him, who was strong, proud, and full of energy, doing that three times in such a short time was really too much.
But it wasn’t his fault, she was just way too intense.
Now he was seeing a new side of his girlfriend.
She used to be sweet and shy, like an angel straight out of a dream.
But now? She was giving off serious succubus vibes... and he was starting to wonder if he’d accidentally summoned her.
Right now, Xia Changyu really wanted to call it a day.
The good thing was, Lin Yibai pretended not to notice. She acted like all his effort, exhaustion, and pretending-to-be-fine only counted as “one class.”
Since it looked like it only happened once, Lin Yibai teased, “Hey hey, Xia Changyu, is your body really that weak? For guys your age, doing it several times a day is normal. But you… just once and you already want to stop? Are you even old enough to call it a day after only one?”
One? It was three!
But Xia Changyu couldn’t say that out loud. His pride wouldn’t let him. So even though he was totally worn out, he had to pretend all three times were just one.
After a long pause, Xia Changyu finally pulled a serious face and said, “Baiyi, you’re right. That definitely wasn’t my limit… but let me rest for a bit.”
Lin Yibai: “How long?”
“One…” Xia Changyu originally wanted to say an hour, or even a whole day. But when he saw the doubtful look on her face, he quickly changed it to, “A little while.”
A little while? Was that really going to be enough?
But anyway, since he was the one doing all the hard work and sweating, Lin Yibai decided to just play dumb.
She suddenly felt like she was being a bit mean. Like a bad girl who wanted to use up every last bit of Xia Changyu’s “energy supply.”
But then again, Xia Changyu had over 20 years of 'reserves'. What harm could a little bit more do today?
What she didn’t realize was that this kind of thinking was very dangerous.
Take a little more today, then a little more tomorrow… and the day after that?
All of a sudden, she felt kind of sorry for him. Could he even handle that much?
As Lin Yibai’s thoughts started to drift. She suddenly felt something heavy on her again.
Turns out Xia Changyu had finished his “break,” and was ready to start class again!
His face was full of energy and confidence. With a wild, proud smirk, he said, “So, Baiyi, you like class that much, huh? Fine, I’ll give you as much class as you want today.”
Lin Yibai replied sweetly, “Teacher Changyu, you’re the best, please take care of me~”
Xia Changyu gritted his teeth and let out a cold snort, “Don’t worry. I may not be perfect at everything, but one thing I never fail at is being a responsible teacher. I’ll make sure you swim deep in the ocean of knowledge.”
Lin Yibai laughed happily, “Haha, hehe~”
Since he said it like that, what else could she say? She just giggled joyfully.
This was bound to be a very special class.
A class… full of twists and turns.
Lin Yibai didn’t want to comment on how good the lesson was, but it was obvious the teacher wasn’t very serious.
I mean, what kind of teacher teaches for a few minutes and then goes off to move around desks and chairs?
Even though this time he taught for about fifteen minutes, he spent most of that time just moving furniture around. His teaching ability and professionalism really need improvement.
After all the random things that happened, they finally managed to make it to the end of a full class period.
"Class is over!!"
Lin Yibai stood up, her face beaming and looking very satisfied, then wiped herself with a wet tissue.
Then she threw the tissue at Xia Changyu and quietly said in a mocking tone, "Is this your teacher's ethics? You look like a teacher on the outside, but honestly, you don’t seem to have much real knowledge inside. You need to work hard for improvement, so we can continue with extra classes!"
Xia Changyu’s face turned gloomy. He had actually wanted to keep going with the lesson, but his body couldn’t keep up anymore. He had no choice but to wait until tomorrow.
He also started cleaning up.
Then he looked at the wet tissue, and started thinking deeply. It was still really clean. Honestly, that didn’t make sense.
He was sure he had “taught” a lot, really a lot. But when he looked at Lin Yibai getting up, getting dressed, walking around. She seemed like she had kept all the knowledge inside her. Not a single bit had leaked out.
"Hiss~~" It was like something suddenly hit him.
Xia Changyu took a sharp breath. Because this could only mean one thing. She’s like a super-compact apartment?!
No wonder. No wonder he lost so completely.
But it was okay. Xia Changyu believed, as long as they spend enough time together, then maybe one day he could upgrade that “tiny apartment” into a big one.
That’s what he was thinking, right?
But unfortunately, he didn’t know that Lin Yibai could not only choose her own “apartment size,” she could renovate it too. Or even choose an even smaller one, if she wanted. How about that?
Lin Yibai let out a soft sigh. Now she could finally go focus on her studies properly. She felt very great, refreshed and in high spirits.
On a cold winter day, she gently touched her lower belly. It felt warm and cozy there. She really enjoyed that feeling.
But it’s a shame, This feeling doesn’t last very long. Maybe only a few hours.
People often say, ‘Women need to be nourished.’
A woman’s body can absorb those things and use them to make herself healthier. It helps her feel better and stronger.
But sadly, Lin Yibai’s body wasn’t fully “complete,” so no matter how precious those things were for a guy, she just couldn’t hold on to them.
About two hours later, that warm and full feeling slowly faded away. Lin Yibai went to the bathroom.
She chose to get rid of all the now-useless “knowledge” from her body. If she didn’t, she’d have to change her underwear several times a day and feel uncomfortable all day long.
Because of her body’s condition, this was something she had to do.
But then she frowned and said, “Weird… this is really weird. Why is there so much useless knowledge?”
Her face showed real surprise.
She felt like an accountant who just found out the numbers didn’t match up. It was like Xia Changyu said he only gave her 80 yuan, but she somehow ended up receiving 120 instead.
Just how much “extra teaching” did he secretly do?
What a confusing and suspicious case!