Volume 1 Chapter 42: The Best Opening Ever
The match began.
Lin Lin instantly locked in a character again…
Alright, this time she behaved and picked an information/support hero. She would rely on her teammates.
Seeing that Lin Lin picked a different hero, Dog Bro locked in the “Happy Wind Girl” that Lin Lin played last round.
【LOL, this is live teaching.】
【So a friend is teaching the streamer how to play?】
【The streamer really opened her mind this time.】
“Ahem, ahem, it’s mainly because my friend wants to play!”
The girl tried to save face.
This… Dog Bro still didn’t turn on his mic. It felt a bit awkward.
………………
Sitting on the other side of the screen, Gao Liang actually wanted to turn on his mic out of habit.
But just as his fingers touched the keyboard, he suddenly realized something and quietly pulled his hand back.
No. His identity was too special.
He couldn’t just use voice chat casually. At the very least, he would need to change his voice first.
He lowered his head silently. Since it was troublesome, he decided to just play for now. Anyway, the stream was on, and he could still hear what Ari-chan was saying, right?
The match started.
This snow-covered map was a bit special. At site A, both the attackers and defenders had a high platform they could stand on, with a zipline connecting them. It was the best place for long-range gunfights. Site B, on the other hand, had many boxes and narrow paths, making it better for close-range fights.
Lin Lin’s team was on defense. Generally, on this map, attacking A is the easier choice. So Gao Liang and Lin Lin both bought their gear and went straight to A to defend.
The other teammates split up, some watched mid, some watched B. That left only Lin Lin and Gao Liang at A, waiting for the countdown to end, the barrier to disappear, and then…
Lin Lin stood on the high platform, aiming at the enemy’s platform. She fired a scouting arrow, and enemy positions appeared on the map. She immediately shouted, “Dog Bro, five! Five of them!”
Then she heard the sound of Dog Bro grabbing the zipline and sliding toward the enemy platform.
Huh?!
Isn’t that just giving himself away?!
The girl stared in shock as Dog Bro slid over. He pulled out his revolver, and then—
“Bang, bang, bang.” Three shots.
“First blood.”
“Double kill!”
“Triple kill!”
Uh… uh…
The girl stared blankly at the kill feed in the top-right corner. What is this…
Every shot was a headshot.
This is a booster!
With skills like that, what is there to worry about?
Lin Lin grabbed the zipline and followed Dog Bro. Together, they pushed forward and quickly found the last two enemies who were slow to move.
Then Dog Bro fired again—“bang!”—and another enemy fell.
“Quadra kill!”
He fired one more shot, but this time it didn’t hit the head. The enemy was left with low health.
Lin Lin seized the chance. Her small pistol went pew pew~
Kill secured.
“Woohoo!” the girl laughed foolishly. After all that suffering, she finally got a kill. Even the little vampire character started humming happily.
However, sitting in front of his screen, Dog Bro still felt a bit unsatisfied.
His five-kill streak…
Got stolen by the little vampire.
She was actually pretty happy?
【LOL, the streamer is really skilled at stealing five-kill streaks.】
【Wait, I think I heard the streamer call her friend “Dog Bro”? Is it that Dog Bro?】
【Damn, the streamer is playing games with the top supporter. Is this the top supporter’s special benefit?】
【Don’t force it. Isn’t this actually the top supporter suffering? Dog Bro is basically hard-carrying Ari-chan.】
【If I buy a membership, can I play games with Ari-chan too? I want to, I want to!】
“Uh… well…”
The girl shook her head awkwardly. On one hand, she had just stolen Dog Bro’s five-kill streak, and only now realized it after the chat pointed it out. On the other hand, she had accidentally read out Dog Bro’s ID earlier.
And now the chat started spamming memberships like crazy.
In just a short time, six or seven new captains appeared out of nowhere. Still, no admirals.
Uh…
The girl started to feel troubled. “Um, cough cough, thank you Boss X for the captain, thank you Boss Y, thank you Boss Z… uh, later, okay? After this match, I’ll play with everyone. If there are too many people, we’ll do it next time. Please spend responsibly, spend responsibly.”
【Pfft, Ari-chan is totally scared silly.】
【Go Ari-chan! Ari-chan is the strongest!】
【Minors, don’t buy memberships!】
【System: So generous! User ‘Watching VTubers Makes Me a Dog’ sent a ‘Little Radish Cheer’ gift. Come and watch!】
Lin Lin froze. Before this, the screen was only filled with small gifts. Suddenly, Dog Bro made a big entrance. It looked like he was annoyed at the people buying memberships, so he directly sent a full-screen gift worth 5,000 yuan. It was similar to a Super Rocket, announced across the whole site, but stayed on screen even longer.
【Damn, the big boss has arrived!】
【Dog Bro, forever a god! Want to play with Ari-chan? At least buy an admiral, lol.】
【The white-name above, shut up. You don’t even have a badge!】
【LOL, can you beat me if I send one dollar for an iced cola?】
Watching the chat explode into chaos, the girl fell silent.
Somehow, the chat was more entertaining than she was…
Ahem. Anyway, snapping back to her senses, the girl quickly said to Dog Bro,
“Ahem, Dog Bro, thank you for the gift. And, um… sorry about stealing your five-kill earlier. I didn’t mean to…”
【Watching VTubers Makes Me a Dog: It’s fine. Just keep following me.】
【Ohhh~ What is this sudden couple vibe? I ship it!】
【No, don’t do this! I’m Ari-chan’s boyfriend fan, I can’t accept this!】
【LOL, NTR fans fear nothing.】
【Is there a chance, just a chance, that Dog Bro is actually a cute girl, and this is a girls’ contact list?】
【Hmm? Possible. After all, Dog Bro never uses mic!】
【Thanks for the invite, my boyfriend-fan heart is alive again. I ship it hard!】
Seeing the chat turn into a wild Couple-Pairing argument, Lin Lin quickly shook her head. Gao Liang also hurriedly typed on screen.
【Watching VTubers Makes Me a Dog: I meant follow me to defend A site!】
Lin Lin also stepped in and said, “Yes, yes, don’t talk nonsense. Dog Bro already has a little girl desk mate! I’m a demon-world being, I have no worldly desires. I only want to eat duck blood tofu, meow.”
After saying that, the girl turned back to the screen. The second round began, and the match continued.
Dog Bro went on a killing spree.
Third round, Lin Lin bought Gao Liang a sniper rifle, and Gao Liang bought Lin Lin a rifle.
Another killing spree!
The sniper felt really good today.
Gao Liang smiled, looking at the pink sniper butt in his hands, wondering, So this is a girl’s style, huh?
The little vampire’s sniper rifle felt especially smooth to use.
On the other side—
Lin Lin looked awkwardly at the sniper rifle in Dog Bro’s hands and felt a bit uneasy inside.
She didn’t know what weird taste she had back then to insist on getting a pink sniper rifle. It was so… so girly.
Hard to watch.
After that, it was basically Dog Bro carrying Lin Lin all the way. For some reason, the enemy kept rushing A site again and again. If it didn’t work one round, they tried again the next. In the end, Lin Lin’s whole team just stayed at A.
Dog Bro was truly destroying them. The score was 6:0, and Dog Bro had already gotten 20 kills.
6:0.
This should be safe.
The girl smiled slightly, raised her arms, and shouted in relief.
“Never… has an opening been this wonderful!”