Volume 2 Chapter 14: My “Girlfriend”, I Can Pinch Her Anytime!
As long as I get drunk and pass out on the spot, what can Gao Liang do to someone who can’t even stand up?
All he can do is obediently send me home, right?!
Hehehe~
Lin Lin briefly explained her plan to everyone, then tried to open the beer bottle with her teeth.
She couldn’t open it.
Du Wenmei quickly handed her a bottle opener and tried to persuade her.
“You don’t have to go that far, right? Your boyfriend can’t control what you do anyway. Besides, we’re not bad people…”
“He is not my boyfriend! Ah, whatever! I can’t explain things clearly to him. That guy… sigh, I don’t want to face him. I want to escape!”
“There’s really no need for that!” Gao Ye quickly stopped her. “Just pretend to be drunk. That idiot Gao Liang can’t wake up someone who’s pretending.”
“Yeah, yeah! Drinking too much will make you feel terrible, especially forcing yourself to drink!” Chao Mian also tried to stop her.
But…
At this point, Lin Lin shook her head firmly.
She hugged the bottle, her eyes full of tears, and said sadly,
“No, you don’t understand. In front of that guy, I can’t pretend well at all! His observation skills are terrifying! Wuwuwu—”
“Ah… Sister Lin Lin, your acting really is… kind of bad.” Gao Ye added cruelly from the side.
Well then, no more talking, just drink!
“But… you’re making my brother sound way too scary. He’s not that good at reading people! You can fool him, don’t worry!”
Gao Ye tried again to stop her, but Lin Lin had no confidence at all. She shook her head sadly.
“There’s no hope… I can’t deal with that guy at all. Completely impossible.”
After saying that, Lin Lin popped open the bottle and, despite everyone trying to stop her, raised the bottle and gulped it down.
Wow.
She drank several bottles in a row. Her throat kept moving, her throat burned, and soon her head started to feel dizzy from lack of oxygen.
The bad part was… all of it was beer, so it was hard to get drunk quickly.
Luckily, Lin Lin was a total lightweight. After a few bottles and some time, her face turned red… and then—boom—she collapsed.
Lin Lin lay drunk on the table like a pile of mud, sometimes muttering,
“Hehehe~”
Uh…
The others could only sigh helplessly. After finishing their food and paying the bill, Gao Ye said to Du Wenmei.
“You guys go back first. I’ll stay here and wait for my brother. He knows where Sister Lin Lin lives.”
“Mm… okay. Be careful, you two.”
Wenmei nodded and left with Chao Mian. Soon, only Gao Ye, bored and playing on her phone, and lightweight Lin Lin were left.
Before long, a car arrived. Gao Ye looked up, saw the familiar license plate, and stood up.
Gao Liang got out of the car. His eyes immediately landed on Lin Lin. He sighed and walked over to the table.
“Hey, hey, hey! You didn’t even look at me once!”
Gao Ye had been watching her brother closely. Seeing that his attention was almost completely on Lin Lin, she couldn’t hold it in anymore.
Gao Liang rolled his eyes. Clearly, he was still angry.
“I’ll deal with you later.”
Then he bent down to look at Lin Lin. Her young face was flushed red, warm to the touch. Her body smelled like a mix of light baby-like scent and alcohol, hard to describe. She kept mumbling something, but it was hard to hear.
She was clearly very drunk.
Gao Liang frowned and looked at Gao Ye unhappily.
“Did you make her drink?”
“That really wasn’t me! Uh… maybe the beer bottles attacked Sister Lin Lin by themselves~”
Gao Ye rolled her eyes. How was this suddenly her fault?
Tsk…
Well, this was probably exactly the result Sister Lin Lin wanted. Facing a completely drunk little girl like this, that idiot Gao Liang had no chance to ask any questions~
Heh heh…
Gao Liang sighed and called to Gao Ye.
“Come help me lift Lin Lin. At least we need to send her home.”
“You could do it by yourself~”
Even though Gao Ye said that jokingly, she still walked over and helped Gao Liang lift Lin Lin.
“Okay, one, two, three!”
With some effort, the two of them finally put Lin Lin into the back seat of the car. She was lying sideways, and it seemed she felt something, because she turned over a little.
“Lin Lin, Lin Lin?”
Gao Liang gently shook Lin Lin’s small arm, but it didn’t work. After a moment, the girl fell asleep again.
“Hu~ hu~”
Her light, even breathing filled the car. Gao Liang sighed, then turned to Gao Ye and said,
“You sit in the front passenger seat. I’ll take care of Lin Lin.”
“Sure, that makes things easier.” Gao Ye muttered with her lips puffed out.
Then they got into the car. The car slowly started moving. Gao Liang told the driver the address, it was the same apartment complex as last time, and the car headed toward Lin Lin’s home.
The trip became quiet and a bit boring. No one spoke. Gao Liang turned his head and looked at the sleeping Lin Lin. Suddenly, some strange thoughts appeared in his mind.
The little girl when she’s drunk… is really cute…
With a feeling that was a bit like a criminal’s thinking, Gao Liang slowly reached out his hand…
Cough, cough…
But he quickly pulled it back.
No, this isn’t okay. You can’t take advantage of someone.
Lin Lin didn’t agree to this. I shouldn’t touch her.
Hmm…
But if it’s just pinching her cheek, that should be… probably fine?
After all, look, Lin Lin’s face is red right now, and… it actually looks quite nice.
If I only pinch her cheek, that shouldn’t count as taking advantage of her, right?
He reached out again and gently placed his hand on her face. Just as he was about to do it…
“Cough!”
Gao Ye, sitting in the front passenger seat, turned around and looked at Gao Liang with resentment, then clicked her tongue in disgust.
“Tsk—”
This…
Gao Liang quickly pulled his hand back and sat up straight. He coughed twice and explained seriously.
“Um… there was a mosquito on Lin Lin’s face just now.”
“Oh really? Then later, will Sister Lin Lin have a ‘mosquito pinch’ on her face, oh wait, I mean a mosquito bite?” Gao Ye clicked her tongue. “Go ahead and pinch it off then, your girlfriend~”
When Gao Ye said the words “your girlfriend,” she stressed them on purpose. But Gao Liang didn’t notice what she meant and didn’t realize she had already seen through his earlier lie.
Maybe he had even forgotten about it himself. Suddenly, Gao Liang clapped his hands.
Right!
To Gao Ye, Lin Lin was his little girlfriend.
So what was there to think about? Pinch!
Gao Liang gently reached out and pinched Lin Lin’s cheek.
So soft…
Gao Liang smiled slightly. Lin Lin, who had been pinched, seemed to react. She slowly opened her sleepy eyes a little.
“Lin Lin?”
Seeing her eyes open, Gao Liang shook her shoulder gently.
“Y-you… are you awake?”
But who would have thought, this shake caused trouble…
“Ah… urgh—!”