Chapter 241: Strange Sense of Humor
Lin Yue stared at An Han, looking confused.
During their blind date, she had already noticed that An Han had a gentle, feminine feeling, but she never imagined that An Han was actually a guy who liked to dress as a girl.
This “crossdressing guy” not only had a pretty face, but also had a beautiful figure. The tight turtleneck sweater and low-waist jeans showed her slim curves. Her long legs were straight and well-shaped, and the curve from her small waist to her hips was especially eye-catching.
It was already unbelievable that a man could look prettier than most girls, but even his body was almost perfect.
“You actually… look this pretty in women’s clothes?”
Lin Yue stared at An Han with her mouth open, then turned to look at An Han’s mother.
And wasn’t she being a bit too bold wearing women’s clothes so openly?
An Han looked at Lin Yue in front of her, her scalp tingling with embarrassment. She really wanted to disappear.
Seeing her reaction, Lin Yue finally confirmed that the girl standing in front of her was the same guy she had gone on a blind date with.
“I even wondered if you might be An Han’s older sister…”
“I… I can explain.”
An Han lowered her eyes, feeling guilty, but she had no idea what to say. After all, saying something like ‘My dad doesn’t know I’m actually a girl, so he set up a blind date for me’… would sound way too fake.
She looked toward her mother for help, only to see her walking away toward a shop selling Chinese New Year decorations.
The next moment, Lin Yue leaned closer with a curious, amazed expression. Her eyes fell on An Han’s chest, which was noticeably larger than her own.
“Tsk tsk… An Han, are you wearing fake breasts?”
“F-fake… fake breasts?” An Han’s brain froze.
“Yeah! How can they be so big?!”
Please stop talking…
An Han felt so embarrassed she wanted to dig a hole and hide. She looked around, trying to find her father or little sister to rescue her. But after scanning the crowd, she couldn’t even see her mother anymore.
Clearly, her father had no intention of helping explain anything. He had even taken her sister and walked farther away.
After all, how could he explain not knowing his own ‘son’ was actually a daughter?
Feeling completely defeated, An Han sighed. Looks like she could only rely on herself now.
“They’re not fake…” she said weakly.
“Eh? But last time I saw you, they weren’t that big!”
That was only because her clothes were thick…
She realized that not explaining was better, because once she explained, Lin Yue’s expression only became more strange.
“I’m a girl!” An Han quickly added, afraid Lin Yue would think she was a man who went to get breast implants.
“If you’re a girl, your dad still let you go on a blind date with me?” Lin Yue couldn’t understand. “Or… does your dad not know you’re a girl?”
An Han bit her lip and tried to answer carefully, “He’s abroad every year and rarely comes home… so not knowing is… pretty normal… right?”
“I feel like you’re treating me like an idiot.”
“Let’s stop talking about that.” An Han hurried to change the subject. “Are you shopping alone?”
“My cousin is over there!”
Lin Yue pointed to a man in the distance. He saw them and waved, then ran over excitedly.
“Hello, hello! You’re Lin Yue’s friend, right? I’m her cousin, my name is Lin Fan.”
He stepped right up to An Han with a big smile.
“Pretty girl, since we met by fate, how about adding me on WeChat?”
The whole Lin family clearly had good genes, Lin Fan was also pretty good-looking. But his eager, flattering expression scared An Han so much that she took a step back.
“Miss, where are you going next? I’ll treat you today!”
“How about going to the amusement park? I have a car, I can drive you two there.”
“Oh right! I haven’t touched this milk tea yet. You can have it.”
It was An Han’s first time meeting a man who was this enthusiastic and forward. She panicked and took two steps back, but a cup of milk tea was already pushed into her hands.
She could only look at Lin Yue, who was trying hard not to laugh, and said weakly, “Take care of your cousin…”
But Lin Yue didn’t help at all. She only looked like she wanted to watch the drama, her face almost twisted from holding back her laughter.
Lin Fan’s eyes were too direct. His burning gaze kept stopping on her chest and legs, making her feel extremely uncomfortable.
Suddenly, she didn’t want to explain her real gender anymore.
So she let out a small sigh and said, “Actually, I’m a guy.”
“???” Lin Fan’s brain went blank.
“Lin Yue can prove it. I even went on a blind date with her before.”
Lin Fan turned to look at his cousin, and finally Lin Yue couldn’t hold back anymore, she laughed loudly.
“Brother, An Han really is a guy! A guy!”
“……”
Lin Fan turned back to An Han. No matter how he looked, he still couldn’t see a man. He scratched his head, his earlier smile completely gone, now replaced with confusion.
“A… guy?”
An Han nodded hard.
“That’s impossible! How does she look like a man at all…”
“I can take it out and it’s bigger than yours,” An Han muttered.
“……”
Seeing Lin Fan’s expression, as if he had swallowed a fly, her mood suddenly lifted. She smiled sweetly like a little devil, leaned forward a bit, and whispered, “This is my WeChat. By the way, little bro, are you interested?”
“……”
Lin Fan suddenly felt things were going very wrong.
“Lin Yue, I suddenly remembered I have something to do. I won’t shop with you today.”
Just moments ago he was overly friendly, and now he was running away in panic. The contrast completely satisfied An Han’s mischievous sense of humor. She couldn’t stop laughing and felt extremely happy.
Messing with people really was fun.
“What did you tell my cousin just now?” Lin Yue asked.
“I just told him I’m a guy,” An Han said, finally holding back her laughter.
Lin Yue curled her lips. “But you just told me you’re a girl. Liar.”
“……”
Anyway, it was impossible to explain everything clearly. Not explaining was better.
An Han sighed with a headache. She glanced at Lin Yue’s now calm expression and was already thinking about escaping.
“Let’s go walk around Walmart!”
But Lin Yue suddenly hugged her arm and dragged her toward the Walmart entrance.
“Wait—why are you holding me so tight…”
You said I’m a man! Men and women shouldn’t be this close!
“It’s fine, I don’t mind~”
Lin Yue covered her mouth and laughed. “Even if I know you’re a guy, when you wear women’s clothes, I really can’t think of you as a man.”
“So… a bestie now?”
With a dead-fish expression, An Han let herself be dragged along. She was a little worried that if she stayed with Lin Yue too long, this girl might really start liking her.
But she could feel that Lin Yue now saw her more like a close friend.
“You’re sure you’re not into yuri, right?”
“Not at all!”
“Not into crossdressing guys either?”
“Why do I feel like you’re very worried I’ll fall in love with you?” Lin Yue looked at her curiously, then kept pulling her forward. “You’re really strange. Do you like boys?”
Well… that wasn’t exactly wrong.
Still uneasy, An Han reminded her, “About that blind date before, don’t think too much about it…”
“I know, don’t worry! I’m totally not interested in crossdressing guys.”