Volume 3 Chapter 29: The Ultimate Stress Relief Method!

Huh?

Seeing the chat start to gang up on him, Dog Bro felt a bit lost for a moment.

Uh…

【Watching VTubers Makes Me a Dog: Ahem… I had no choice, it was just…】

“Waaah—how can you say you had no choice? Boohoo… I followed you the whole way, Dog Bro. I trusted you so much, but you still…”

Lin Lin put on a sad act, wiped her tears, and then said emotionally,

“It’s… it’s okay. Even if you killed me, it’s fine. Boohoo—your world won’t have me anymore. You must be happy, Dog Bro. You must be happy with your little loli desk mate. Boohoohoohoo—”

After saying this, the girl immediately opened her music player, typed the English word that was engraved into her DNA—“unravel tokyo ghoul”—into the search bar, and hit play!

“Tell me, tell me, how this world works

Who is inside me?

In this broken, broken world

You still smile

I can’t see anything…”

…

“I can’t move, I can’t move, I can’t move, I can’t move, I can’t move, I can’t move~

Unravelling the world—!”

It hurts—so much—it hurts!

…

After finishing the song, the vampire girl quietly closed her eyes.

Ah, the mood has reached this point.

Should I say something now?

“Ahem… um, Dog Bro, you must be happy! I really envy that little desk mate.”

Wow, this really sounds like a losing heroine’s lines. That feels kind of weird.

Listening to the girl’s dramatic acting, Gao Liang gave a helpless smile.

Well… Lin Lin wasn’t even in this game.

But since she had gone all-in on the performance today, and the little vampire girl had received so many Super Chats…

Gao Liang nodded.

Alright then, I’ll send her one too!

【System Notice: User “Watching VTubers Makes Me a Dog” sent a Super Chat worth 1000 yuan】

【Watching VTubers Makes Me a Dog: Don’t cry, little vampire girl. Next round, I’ll make sure you’re the impostor. Kill me whenever you want.】

Gasp—

Faced with Dog Bro’s sudden big donation, Lin Lin fell silent for a moment.

Ah… so this is how it is.

Turns out acting dramatic can bring in such amazing money.

Cough cough…

Pfft—oh no, I laughed out loud.

What do I do? I just set up my whole “losing heroine” act, and now I can’t keep it together anymore. Hahahaha—

“Hehehe…”

“Hey, Ari-chan, you’re already laughing. Is one thousand yuan really enough to pull you out of the pain?”

On the other side of the stream, Gao Ye stood there with her hands on her hips, feeling helpless. She sighed, thinking about how a few hundred yuan had been taken away by her uncle again. In the end, she was the one who hurt the most!

“Hey, don’t be so picky~”

Lin Lin, on the other hand, felt like she had totally won. Cough cough. She had only wanted to create some fun content for the stream, but she didn’t expect Dog Bro to be so kind. Compared to a certain someone else, the difference was huge.

Wanting him to donate even more after this would be too greedy. After all, it was just a joke.

Still, today’s material was really good. She definitely needed to get someone to make highlight clips later—cough—to gain more followers.

“Wanna keep playing?” Gao Ye suddenly asked.

Lin Lin thought for a moment. In the last two rounds, she had died way too fast. It didn’t feel satisfying at all.

“How about… one more round? The last one. After that, we end the stream and go to sleep!” Lin Lin suggested carefully.

The other two both said it was fine.

So, the final round began!

As soon as the game started, Lin Lin saw something that made her eyes light up.

【Your role is: Impostor】

Ah—after holding back for two rounds, it was finally her turn to be the wolf!

Lin Lin couldn’t help but feel secretly happy. Hehehe~

The main character’s time had begun!

【The little vampire is the wolf this round!】

【Yes! Little vampire, go full yandere and take Dog Bro out in one stab!】

【She’ll definitely get voted out first. No doubt about it!】

The game started, and everyone scattered.

After the lessons from the previous two rounds, Lin Lin, Gao Ye, and Gao Liang completely went their separate ways this time, to avoid misunderstandings. If fate allowed, they’d meet again.

Lin Lin first followed the main group, pretending to do tasks.

After waiting a bit, guessing that many players were probably alone by now, she began to walk around the spaceship with big steps, looking for a chance to start killing.

Cough cough. Of course, her main targets were still Gao Ye and Dog Bro.

Now she was running around everywhere with a knife, and somehow it felt like her image was a bit strange.

A moment later, at a corner, Lin Lin suddenly ran into someone.

Dog Bro—him again!

Ah…

Lin Lin hesitated for a second. Should she kill him… or not?

Ahahaha~

Kill him!

“Pia!”

With one clean stab, Lin Lin immediately jumped into the vent and escaped, leaving Gao Liang standing there, completely confused.

This really was “love at the corner.” And it was the little vampire who stabbed him.

He smiled and shook his head, then opened her live stream. Since he was already dead, he might as well watch the little vampire’s stream.

This round, the little vampire played extremely well.

First, she killed Dog Bro.

Then she killed a random player.

After that, she took down Gao Ye.

Then another random player.

When the execution animation played again, Lin Lin clearly couldn’t stop the smile at the corner of her mouth.

So relaxing. This round was really good for stress relief. Pfft—hahaha!

She had already imagined all those innocent random players as Han Kui and the people who used to bully her. One knife per person, it couldn’t be more satisfying!

The girl even muttered to herself:

“Tsk, that’s for bullying me. Take this!”

The vampire girl got another kill.

Just when it looked like the little vampire was about to go on a killing spree, after killing this person, Lin Lin tried to escape through the vent, but someone saw her.

Right after that, someone pressed the report button, and the discussion began.

【Purple: I saw Red go into the vent! Red is the wolf!】

Facing this situation, the little vampire took a deep breath, ready to argue back with logic.

“Watch me talk my way out of this!”

【Red: Just because I went into a vent, that means I’m the wolf?】

【Purple: ……】

【Chat: ……】

【Watching VTubers Makes Me a Dog: ……】

【Gao Ye: ……】

“Hmm…” Lin Lin blinked. Wasn’t that a reasonable argument?

Eh—eh—eh? Why is everyone voting for me?!

And so, the little vampire’s life of crime came to an end.

“Ah—” Lin Lin stretched lazily. Even though she didn’t survive to the end in the last round, she had killed quite a few people, so she was still very satisfied.

She waved at the viewers and said goodbye to the screen,

“Bye bye, guys. This vampire is going to sleep now. Good night~”

【Good night, Ari-chan! You’re the best!】

【If I were Ari-chan, I wouldn’t be able to sleep tonight.】

【Good night, Ari-chan. I’ve already warmed the bed for you.】

【Dream on. Ari-chan is mine!】

【Watching VTubers Makes Me a Dog: Good night.】

Gao Liang stopped the screen recording and stayed silent for a moment.

The little vampire… seemed to say that someone had been bullying her?

Hmm…

Is something in her real life not going well?

Somehow, it all feels a bit too coincidental.