Volume 4 Chapter 13: Grandmaster Ari-chan
When Lin Lin said she was “logging in,” she actually meant reopening her livestream and switching the screen to the VR chatroom game.
She changed the camera to her phone with a selfie stick. First, she secretly sent a file to her younger brother’s phone.
[Lin Lin: You, change into this model! I’m coming in!]
While waiting for him to switch models, Lin Lin adjusted the screen settings. Then, the stream officially started.
【Is it starting? Is it starting?】
【Ohhhhh! 3D little vampire! So excited!】
【I want to see the little vampire! Where is she?】
【Shouldn’t it be “Big Vampire-chan”?】
“Ahaha, hello everyone! I’ve finished setting things up. Today is Little Vampire’s first 3D stream. Thank you all for coming! Ahem, today’s theme is—Grandmaster Ari-chan!”
The little vampire smiled and waved at the camera. The viewers responded excitedly: 【Ohhhh~】
“Alright, ahem. Since I’m going to perform martial arts, I need someone to act with me. Please wait a moment. Let me introduce a new friend to everyone.”
After saying that, Lin Lin muted the microphone and happily ran back to Lin Yu’s room with her selfie stick.
When Lin Yu saw his sister come back with the selfie stick, he was just about to stand up and ask what kind of strange model she had sent him. But suddenly, she rushed over and slapped something onto his face!
“Mmm—mm!”
A piece of tape was stuck over Lin Yu’s mouth. He looked confused. Lin Lin gave a naughty smile and turned the livestream sound back on.
The screen in the livestream changed from the real-life brother and sister to a white-haired, red-eyed little vampire standing next to a purple-haired twin-tail catgirl.
Lin Lin waved with a mischievous smile and said,
“Look! This cute purple-haired kitty is my adorable ‘little sister’~ What do you think? Isn’t she cute?”
She turned her head as if talking to Lin Yu, but she was actually talking to the viewers.
Lin Yu originally wanted to tear off the tape right away. But when he realized she had already started streaming, he did not dare to do it.
On the screen, the purple catgirl could only pout in a wronged way. The little vampire beside her had sparkling eyes. She tried hard not to laugh and reached out to pinch Lin Yu’s mouth while looking at the screen.
“Huh? Why is this glitching? I wanted to pinch my little sister’s cute face. Why did my hand go straight through your head?”
“Mmm—!”
Even though he was not allowed to speak, Lin Yu struggled to protest. Please don’t describe it in such a scary way!
【System Message: User “Xiao Ye official” has entered the livestream.】
【Xiao Ye official: What the heck?】
Outside the screen, Gao Ye fell silent.
What… what was going on?
If she heard correctly, that person on the other side of the screen was Lin Yu, right?
Even though she did not hear a full sentence, she could recognize his voice just from those strange sounds.
What…
What was happening?
Were these two siblings playing a VR game together?
Gao Ye was deeply shocked. She could not understand what she was seeing. Meanwhile, the live chat was full of curiosity and excitement about the newly appeared cute purple catgirl.
【Oh my god, it’s Keqing!】
【Just because she has purple twin tails she’s Keqing? Genshin Impact fans are really… wait, wow, she actually does look like her!】
【So cute! First time seeing her! I’m her only fan now! Who is the little vampire? Don’t know her.】
【Her shy, blushing face is so cute, hahaha~】
【You mean “he”?】
【Wait, where did the little vampire get a little sister? Could this be her secret boyfriend behind the avatar?!】
【Calm down, calm down! If it’s a boyfriend, I’d be even more excited—ahhhh!】
“Ah…”
While pinching her brother’s face, Lin Lin glanced at the live chat. She quickly shook her head and turned back to say,
“This is my cutest little brother. Ahem—but right now, if I say she’s my little sister, then she’s my little sister! Come on, little sister, cooperate with my performance!”
You’ve got to be kidding me!
Lin Yu felt very wronged. He didn’t want to expose his sister’s situation, so he couldn’t speak. And since they were livestreaming, he couldn’t move too wildly either.
This basically meant he was completely at her mercy!
Lin Yu felt troubled, but his sister was clearly enjoying herself. She found a good camera angle, fixed the selfie stick in place, and freed her hands. Then she lowered into a horse stance, breathing in and out.
“Ahem, now we begin the national elementary school morning exercise—ah, no, I mean, martial arts performance! I won’t hold back! Little sister, stand steady!”
With a loud shout, Lin Lin rushed in front of the purple catgirl and started going, “Hah! Hah! Hah! Hahaha—!”
She used a move from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: the character special attack—Shadow Iron Fist Combo!
This move was famous for being simple and useful. You just had to hold down the B button. No need to memorize complicated controls, and you could unleash a full combo of punches! Even beginners loved it! She used this move to beat the computer opponents all the time.
In simple words, Lin Lin threw a wild flurry of random punches.
Lin Yu stayed silent. Although her punches didn’t really hurt him in real life, in the VR chatroom, the scene looked like—
The model glitched again. Her punches passed right through the purple catgirl’s stomach and hit nothing but air.
The viewers were shocked: 【What the heck is this?!】
“Ahem, that was a secret technique! Let me try another move!”
Seeing that her “kitty punch combo” didn’t work, Lin Lin quickly gave up on that move. It had too much delay after using it. She focused seriously and tried to remember the two moves Gao Liang had taught her. Then she suddenly opened her eyes!
And saw her brother’s helpless and slightly mocking look.
He’s looking down on me?!
Lin Lin suddenly exploded with energy like a bear and jumped at him, using all the moves Gao Liang had taught her.
Maybe she was too excited. During the continuous attacks, she slowly began to understand the real purpose and method behind the moves. Little by little, she actually started to grasp the rhythm and technique!
However…
Lin Yu, who was pushed down onto the bed and desperately raising his hands to protect himself, did not think this was impressive at all!
Help! This girl may not be very strong, but these moves look way too scary!
【Ding! Congratulations, Host. Mission complete. Reward: 50,000 popularity points and “One Punch Man” version Little Vampire skin!】
The system notification sounded. It seemed that Lin Lin had completed her mission.
But she couldn’t stop now.
The viewers watched the scene and all agreed. It was amazing, amazing.
A small loli beating up another small loli… this scene was something else.
Looking at the purple catgirl lying on the ground, whose avatar had automatically changed to a crying face, the blonde catgirl watching from behind the screen showed a strange, playful smile.
【System Message: User “Xiao Ye official” sent a highlighted message: “More! Give us more!”】