Volume 4 Chapter 14: The Little Vampire Is a Valkyrie

“Ah~ what a refreshing day.”

After a very “friendly and loving” interaction with her younger brother, the martial arts performance finally ended with her brother—ah no, the purple catgirl, lying on the ground, unable to move.

Probably…

He was just tired.

Ahaha…

Actually, Lin Lin had thought about stopping earlier. Even though she had been holding back her strength, it seemed that the other side had still suffered a lot of mental damage.

But every time she wanted to stop, someone called “Xiao Ye official” would send her gifts and excitedly shout, “Don’t stop! Don’t stop!”

This feeling was strangely similar to…

‘Hey chat! Today we’re testing how much damage human can take! One rocket gift and I stab him once! Thanks to Brother Xiao Ye for the big gift! Today I’m removing an arm live!’

…………….

Anyway, after all that chaos, Lin Lin was out of energy.

Looking at her brother’s eyes, he looked like he wanted to stab her on the spot, but was still fighting with his rational mind, Lin Lin suddenly felt a little nervous.

Ahem. Anyway, the mission was complete. She should give her brother some time to calm down and “turn over a new leaf”… ah no, put down the knife and become peaceful.

Lin Lin waved her hand and said, “Ahaha, today’s special segment is over! Um, I’m going back to my room!”

After saying that, the little vampire ran away in panic. The livestream screen went black again.

The chat was full of question marks. Many people said,

【Did the little vampire… get stabbed by her brother?】

【Little vampire, you can’t leave me! How can I live without you?!】

【Bad Ari-chan, drop some coins!】

【Spread the news: little vampire got defeated with 1 HP left.】

【She had 10,000 more damage and still got counter-killed? What kind of comeback is that?】

【Cheap Ari-chan, go wild.】

“Hey, hey, I’m still alive!”

Lin Lin ran back to her room and locked the door. She nervously looked back to make sure her brother was not trying to break the door down. After confirming everything was safe, she relaxed and turned on her Live2D stream again.

The girl looked at the messy chat and muttered, “How could I possibly lose to a silly little sister? Hah! Little sisters, whether they’re mine or not, always have zero fighting power!”

【Xiao Ye official: Refund my money!】

“Hah, even if I give those little sisters ten more chances, they still couldn’t beat me~ Trying to scare me? Hmph…”

Just as Lin Lin was feeling proud—

“Bang—!”

“Ahhh—!”

A loud thump suddenly came from outside her bedroom door. Lin Lin was so scared that she screamed. She thought someone was knocking hard on her door.

After calming down and listening carefully, she realized the sound came from upstairs. It was probably just something heavy falling on the floor.

Seriously… that almost scared her to death.

However, Lin Lin didn’t expect that her instinctive reaction had just made her look foolish.

You really shouldn’t say things like that too confidently…

The chat immediately reacted:

【LOL, did someone knock on her door? She got scared so badly.】

【Ari-chan’s Brother: Ari-chan, don’t sleep too deeply tonight!】

【Something big is coming!】

【When is the big event coming? I haven’t slept for three days!】

【When it happens, can I get a good viewing seat?】

【Are you from that crazy forum or what?】

【Wait, it’s not that forum, it’s the other one?】

“Stop talking about such scary topics!”

Lin Lin quickly shook her head. Oh no, what were they even talking about now? If these people who liked strange and shocking topics kept going, her livestream might get banned.

Lin Yu was much cuter than this group.

“Hmph, if you talk like that, it just means you don’t know my real strength, right?” The little vampire suddenly gave a naughty smile. She was about to start telling another exaggerated story.

But before that—

She had just unlocked a new skin. Perfect time to celebrate. Switch!

In the next second, the little vampire on the livestream suddenly changed her model.

A shiny bald head that reflected light. A bright red cape shining dramatically.

The little vampire, now wearing a yellow suit, forced a smile, and together with the viewers, fell into silence.

This…

What the heck was this?

【B-bald?!】

【HAHAHAHAHAHA—】

【I can’t take it anymore, what is this? One Punch Man?】

【The “waifu” image of the little vampire in my heart has… completely collapsed.】

【This is too funny.】

【Streamer, do you really think this looks good?】

【I want a divorce. I’m going to watch another girl.】

【Goodbye, streamer, goodbye!】

“Wait, wait, don’t go! I’ll change it back, okay? I-I-I was just joking around!”

Lin Lin quickly switched back to her original model. She coughed awkwardly and said,

“Well… even though that look just now was a bit rough, I have to brag a little. My fighting power is actually very strong! I studied many martial arts styles under… uh, under a famous master. In the end, I even created Wing Chun 2.0 and became a generation’s Valkyrie!”

【……】

【Uh… your master wouldn’t happen to be Bruce Lee, right?】

【The little vampire is daydreaming again.】

“What do you mean daydreaming? Ahem. I can’t tell you my master’s name, because that involves martial arts secrets. Anyway, I’ve already surpassed him and defeated him. But! I can tell you a story from a few days ago~”

【Tell us.】

【Make it dramatic!】

【Here comes my favorite story time segment.】

“Don’t rush, listen carefully. So, a few days ago, I was walking down the street when suddenly—”

“I saw a group of thugs bullying a young lady! I was so angry! I rushed over with my bare hands and started beating them up! I fought more than ten people alone! With one left hook—boom!—I knocked out one guy’s teeth!”

“Then with a flying kick from my right leg, I sent another guy flying several meters away! After that, I knocked all of them down! Finally, I lined them up on the ground and even took a photo! A warning example, if you don’t have strength, don’t challenge the little vampire!”

The little vampire waved her fists excitedly while retelling the “battle.”

The chat went silent.

When someone tells a story that sounds too unbelievable, people start to wonder…

Could it actually be true?

Uh…

The livestream suddenly felt very quiet. Lin Lin awkwardly looked at the unmoving chat.

What… what’s going on?

Someone at least respond!

Where’s Dog Bro? Dog Bro…

Why isn’t he here today either?

Lin Lin suddenly felt a little upset.

Even Dog Bro wasn’t here.