Volume 4 Chapter 5: Xiao Ye’s Silly Boy
【Haha, I’m going to name this scene “Awkward Catgirl Livestreaming.”】
【New account bro, new account bro, please reply~】
【New account bro probably already left. Our Xiao Ye has become a total clown, sob sob.】
【Poor Xiao Ye, don’t be scared. I like you the most. Forget him and come with me, sob—】
【Haha, Xiao Ye waiting so hard for new account bro looks so pitiful~】
“Go away, go away. I’m not waiting, okay? Hmph… he really left, that guy…”
Gao Ye looked unhappy. Even the catgirl avatar shook her head, clearly dissatisfied. That guy actually left while watching.
Could it be… he thought she didn’t notice him?
Or maybe… he forgot that the catgirl is her?
Gao Ye puffed her cheeks, feeling annoyed. Just as she was about to change the topic and start singing, suddenly—
The platform system message appeared right on time.
【System Notice: User “xiao11111” has activated Great Voyage — Captain membership for one month (auto-renew).】
Ohhhh~
【That must be the little boyfriend’s account, right?!】
【I refuse to accept this! I’m going to watch Ari-chan’s stream now, sob sob sob.】
【Yeah, the little vampire next door just started streaming. I’m going to watch another girl!】
【Go give all your money to the little vampire. If the catgirl gets hungry, she can just pick up trash to eat.】
【Shouldn’t you give all your money to your little boyfriend instead, catgirl?】
“You guys are cheating right in front of me!”
Gao Ye was speechless, especially at the ones shouting that they would go watch the little vampire.
Well… it was true that she, Lin Lin, and Du Wenmei formed a trio of demi-human girls, so their fans often overlapped. It was common for fans to visit each other’s streams.
Among the three of them, the one who attracted the most fans was Sister Lin Lin. Gao Ye didn’t really know why, but that girl’s streams always had a strange and natural sense of humor.
Gao Ye had noticed that on Lin Lin’s donation ranking board, several of the top supporters… were actually her own Captains.
They used to be only her fans.
Now they were top supporters in someone else’s stream.
Waaah…
And Gao Ye was the one with the weakest ability to attract new fans.
The most obvious proof was that not many of Lin Lin’s or Wenmei’s Captains came over to support her.
Especially…
Her older brother’s account had barely appeared in her livestream!
Ah…
So annoying.
Although she felt a bit uncomfortable when her brother donated money to Sister Lin Lin, like the money was going to someone else instead of her. If he donated to her, that would be a completely different story, right?
Ahem…
She could just treat it as pocket money.
Isn’t that something an older brother should do?
But Gao Liang had never donated even once!
【But catgirl, aren’t you cheating on us in front of everyone too?】
【Exactly! A new account buys Captain membership and you’re already so excited, sob.】
【I’m also a Captain! I want to hear the catgirl say she loves me too, sob sob…】
【Take in this heartbroken catgirl Captain. The catgirl’s angel-like voice can’t heal everything, but I can warm your heart~】
【What kind of weird comment is that?】
“Hmph… what do you mean cheating? Someone sending me a Captain membership is cheating?”
Gao Ye puffed her cheeks again and looked at the system message.
Lin Yu… bought a Captain membership for her.
He really put his heart into it.
For some reason, Gao Ye suddenly felt very happy inside. It was the kind of feeling like, ah, now I finally have something that Sister Lin Lin also has.
She felt happy, proud, even a little smug. The catgirl gave a naughty smile. Even though she felt a bit shy inside, she still decided to tease him out loud.
“Oh right, I haven’t thanked our new Captain yet~ Thank you, Captain boss, for your support. Um… thank you… ah… your name is so hard to read!”
Gao Ye puffed her cheeks and pretended to be unhappy. The viewers in the chat were all confused.
What kind of streamer complains about her own viewer’s ID?
But…
On the other side, Lin Yu was really starting to panic.
Ah… his ID was just something he typed randomly.
Was Gao Ye not satisfied with it?
“Hehe, how about this? So it’s easier for me to say in the future, you can change your ID to something like ‘Xiao Ye’s xxx’~ Hehe, it looks cute. Is that okay? Love you~”
Xiao Ye’s… xxx?
Lin Yu swallowed nervously.
H-how is he supposed to change that?
And more importantly… what should he put in the “xxx” part?
This was really hard for him.
What should he change it to?
Uh…
Lin Yu didn’t stay silent for long. Seeing that he didn’t react, Gao Ye started giving him suggestions herself.
The blonde catgirl tilted her head with a naughty smile and blinked playfully.
“How about… change it to ‘Xiao Ye’s Little Silly Pig’~”
【Ahhh—what kind of sweet nickname is that? I’m changing my name first, okay?!】
【Quick, grab the ID! I’ll sell it for 200!】
【What is this, a League of Legends username market or something?】
【Ahhh, I also want to belong to Xiao Ye!】
【I want to be Miss Xiao Ye’s dog, sob sob, but she said she likes Little Silly Pig.】
【The little vampire next door has a “Dog Bro”… so the catgirl is getting a “Pig Bro”?】
【xiao11111: …… 】
“Ahhh, don’t steal the ID I made for my Little Silly Pig, okay?! I finally thought of it! Hey, Little Silly Pig, hurry and change it! If they take it, you can change it to ‘Pig Head’ instead!”
Ahhh… why does he have to fight for such a strange name?
Lin Yu felt unwilling. But for some reason, there were quite a lot of people fighting to become Gao Ye’s “pet.” Even though this was just a fun online joke, the competition was way too intense.
Wait… where is the change-name option on P Station?
Lin Yu started to panic. Even waking up his sister in the morning wasn’t this exciting.
After finally opening the rename page, he quickly typed the ID Gao Ye suggested. He felt nervous.
Oh no… was he too slow? Maybe someone already took it?
But after clicking confirm, a message popped up immediately:
ID changed successfully.
Lin Yu finally let out a sigh of relief.
Looks like the viewers were just joking around.
He sighed, then looked at the ID now shown under his profile picture.
“Xiao Ye’s Little Silly Pig”…
He got tricked.
He definitely got tricked!
Lin Yu shook his head. This name was way too embarrassing. Just looking at it made him feel uncomfortable all over.
Luckily, he rarely used this platform, and none of his friends or family knew about this account.
Otherwise, he would be laughed at to death.
Well… even though it was embarrassing, after hesitating for a while while staring at the rename page, Lin Yu still kept the ID Gao Ye gave him and quickly returned to the livestream room.