Didnt We Agree to Be Bros Chapter 31: Put on Women's Clothes and Seduce Him

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Chapter 31: Put on Women's Clothes and Seduce Him


Zhuo Feng put away the photo they had taken together in his phone's storage.


Then he opened the last six digits of Lin Wan's ID card number that Lin Wan had sent him and checked again and again. The second-to-last digit was indeed 3.


In this number, an even digit means female, while an odd digit means male.


He sighed.


"So... he's really a guy. Hmm? Wait, Zhuo Feng, why are you disappointed? You're supposed to be good brothers!"


"Your thoughts have gone way beyond what your eyes see! Stop thinking such crazy things!"


"Keep my heart as calm as ice, and even if the sky falls, I won't be shaken..."


He quietly recited the Ice Heart Formula to clear away his distracting thoughts.


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That evening, at Liu Yiyi's request, Han Jinsong brought her to Maple Internet Café after getting permission from the rest of the team.


The team had always been like a temple full of monks, no girls ever came there. So all the guys dressed themselves up as well as they could. No one knew how much hair spray they had used. A fly would probably slip if it landed on their hair.


Lin Wan and Zhuo Feng, however, looked the same as always. One wasn't interested in love for the time being, and the other wasn't interested in girls for the time being.


Still, when Lin Wan saw who had come, he was happy. After all, she was a senior he already knew.


He quickly walked over to greet her.


"Senior! I didn't expect the girl Brother Han mentioned in the group chat to be you."


Liu Yiyi looked him up and down.


"Junior, it's been a while. You've become even more handsome."


That figure! That cute face!


If he put on women's clothes and tried to seduce his husband... the two of them would fall onto the bed together, and then he would pull out a huge surprise from under his skirt...


Oh my god! What a scene!


Liu Yiyi suddenly felt dizzy.


I have to remember this. When I get back, I'll make Mengmeng write ten thousand words about it!


"Senior, did you come here specially to watch us practice?" Lin Wan asked, rubbing his nose. He felt a little embarrassed after being praised.


"Yes. I need to gather some material like this for my novel."


"Has your novel been published yet?"


"Not yet."


"Student Liu, have a seat." Han Jinsong brought over a chair and even wiped it until it shined.


"Thank you."


Then Liu Yiyi gently introduced herself to everyone.


"Hello, everyone. My name is Liu Yiyi. Sorry for bothering all of you tonight."


"Not at all!" Han Jinsong quickly waved his hands.


"It's fine, it's fine. I'm Yu Sen."


"Not at all. I'm Ding Hanwei."


"Welcome! I'm Chen Jie, the owner of this internet café."


One after another, they introduced themselves like perfect gentlemen, hoping to leave a good impression. Liu Yiyi simply smiled politely and nodded.


When the practice match began...


Coach Chen Jie was the first to act differently. He deliberately lowered his voice and used an overly deep, breathy tone while directing the champion pick-and-ban phase.


His voice sounded like he had something stuck in his throat, giving Lin Wan goosebumps.


Lin Wan was about to kindly ask if the coach had a sore throat and whether he should buy him some throat lozenges, but before he could speak, Zhuo Feng stopped him with a look.


"Focus on how you're going to play this match. Think about when the enemy team's lineup will be strongest and how we're going to deal with it."


After stopping Lin Wan from talking, Zhuo Feng gave him a task.


"Oh, okay."


Lin Wan looked at the screen and seriously started thinking about the match.


Seeing how focused Lin Wan was, Zhuo Feng quietly let out a sigh of relief.


All of my teammates are single guys. It hasn't been easy for them. They even dressed up for today, so let's at least let them keep some dignity. Otherwise, the anger of a bunch of single men would be too much to handle.


The other three teammates also acted very differently from usual.


Even while communicating during the game, they stopped shouting. They spoke politely, didn't use rough slang anymore, and suddenly every one of them behaved like a civilized gentleman.


After one game, only Lin Wan and Zhuo Feng felt uncomfortable for reasons they couldn't explain. The others, however, felt great about themselves, thinking they had surely left a good impression on the beautiful girl.


Little did they know, Liu Yiyi had barely looked at them at all.


All of her attention was on Zhuo Feng and Lin Wan. Earlier, when she saw the two of them communicating with just their eyes, she almost couldn't hold back a squeal. As a true fan of shipping couples, she was overwhelmed with excitement.


Later, she watched Zhuo Feng gently teach Lin Wan how to play the game. She tried hard not to make a sound and could only squeeze her own fingers so tightly that they turned red.


Coming here today was definitely the right choice!


This VIP front-row seat for shipping them is amazing!


That night, after the games were over, Liu Yiyi walked out of the internet café feeling like she was stepping on clouds. Her whole body felt light.


She was clearly riding the high from all the "shipping."


Then she saw Lin Wan climb onto the back seat of Zhuo Feng's bicycle and quietly let Zhuo Feng ride him home.


It hit her like a powerful blow.


She almost collapsed to the side. There had been so many sweet moments tonight that she could hardly handle them anymore!


Han Jinsong quickly caught her and asked with concern,


"Student Liu, what's wrong? Are you okay?"


Liu Yiyi stood up straight again.


"I'm fine. Thank you, Student Han."


Han Jinsong scratched the back of his head after letting go.


"You're welcome."


The three guys behind him nearly ground their teeth to pieces when they saw that.


Damn it, Old Han! You've earned yourself a death sentence!


"Sorry for bothering everyone tonight. Thank you all. Goodbye."


After she could no longer see Lin Wan, Liu Yiyi turned around and waved goodbye.


The three men instantly hid their jealous expressions and replaced them with warm smiles. They changed expressions faster than anyone could imagine.


Chen Jie said, "Come visit us again."


Ding Hanwei said, "It was nothing."


Yu Sen waved while purposely flexing his biceps to show off his muscles. "You weren't a bother at all."


After saying goodbye, Liu Yiyi got into a taxi, which soon disappeared into the traffic.


As they watched it drive away, the same thought appeared in all of their minds.


"Will we ever meet again, classmate?"


At their usual spot after finishing their run...


Lin Wan happily massaged Zhuo Feng's calves.


Today, he had finally completed the eight-minute one-kilometer challenge for the first time!


He only had to do it nine more times before he could heal someone again, so he was naturally in a great mood.


Zhuo Feng looked at Lin Wan's wide smile with a confused expression.


Why is he so happy just from massaging my legs?


Does he have some strange hobby? Or... is he fascinated by my legs?


"The elective courses have already been chosen," Zhuo Feng reminded him. "Movie Appreciation and Tourism Culture. Classes start in the third week. You can check the class schedule in the school system to see when and where they're held."


"Okay."


"One course is basically watching movies, and the other is watching travel videos. They're both very easy."


"Mhm. Thanks for choosing them for me."


"It's just a shame we couldn't get into the foreign language course."


"Huh? Why?" Lin Wan looked up at him with a confused face. "Aren't foreign languages hard to learn?"


Zhuo Feng smiled.


"Some of those classes only require you to check in through an app. You don't even have to attend. When the exam comes, they just give you the answers, and you copy them."


"You can really do that?" Lin Wan felt like his view of the world had just changed.


"They're usually meant for third- and fourth-year students who still need credits to graduate. They get to choose their classes a week earlier than we do."


"So that's how it is!"


There were actually tricks like this! The school had clearly put a lot of thought into helping students graduate successfully.


"Alright, let's head back."


After enjoying the massage from Lin Wan's soft hands, Zhuo Feng pulled his legs back and started walking toward the school with him.


They walked beneath patches of tree shadows. Looking at the bright moon in the sky, Zhuo Feng quietly enjoyed the peaceful silence between them.


But for some reason, his heart started beating faster.


A strange urge rose inside him, making him stop walking.


Lin Wan had been looking down as he stepped on Zhuo Feng's shadow. Not noticing that Zhuo Feng had stopped, he walked straight into his back.


"What's wrong?" Lin Wan asked, looking up in confusion.


Zhuo Feng turned around and stared directly into Lin Wan's eyes. There seemed to be a playful sparkle in his gaze as he smiled.


"Good brother, give me a smile."


"Heh."


Lin Wan gave him a fake smile with an annoyed look.


"What's wrong with you?"


"Haha." Zhuo Feng turned back around. "Nothing."


Completely unaware that he had just been teased, Lin Wan looked at him with disgust.


"You're acting weird! Just now, your eyes were shining like rhubarb (vegetable) back in my village."


"Rhubarb?"


"Yeah. A local mutt."


Zhuo Feng stumbled a little.


"What do you mean, 'a mutt'?!"


"Hehe, it really looked the same. Just like the way rhubarb looks when he sees an old-style pit toilet!"


"Lin Wan, I'm giving you three seconds. You'd better start running!"


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